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Dual Scimitars

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Market Value: $ 1,000,000,000

Only a well trained individual would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons, and even then only after several puffs on a hookah.

Loupes

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Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision.

Bolt Gun

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Using pressurised air to propel a pointed metal projectile, the Bolt Gun is capable of penetrating the skull of most creatures with one devastating shot. Often found on farms and in slaughterhouses, this weapon's retractable ammunition requires a close-range hit to be effective.

Nerve Gas

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Odorless, colourless and extremely potent, Sarin Nerve gas paralyses the lung muscles to cause death from suffocation within one to ten minutes after inhalation.

Blank Tokens

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Market Value: $ 36,625

Blank casino token slugs.

Penelope

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Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too.

Cake Frosting

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Just regular frosting. You know, the kind your mom buys for your birthday cake when she doesn't love you enough to make it herself.

Lock Picking Kit

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This kit can pick any lock, key or electronic, and is small enough to be secreted anywhere you like. Except there.

Special Fruitcake

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This fruitcake isn't "special" in the same way as your cousin Billy. It just means it now contains a secret lock picking kit.

Felovax

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Felovax is a vaccine for cats against the Feline Immunodeficiency Virus. You are now safe from Cat AIDS.

Zylkene

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Zylkene is a stress reducing drug mostly prescribed to dogs.

Duke's Safe

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Duke's safe isn't used for mere money, the things you'll find in here will make you feel dirtier than if you licked the bottom of a garbage can.

Duke's Selfies

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Duke's naked polaroids from the '80s show a much fitter, leaner gentleman.

Printing Paper

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Market Value: $ 73,827

Paper, very similar to the type money is printed on.

Duke's Poetry

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To offset his violent tendencies, Duke relaxes by writing love poems in this book.

Duke's Dog's Ashes

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Duke's dog Nixon was killed by squirrels. His ashes are stored in this urn.

Duke's Will

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This will bequeaths Duke's possessions to his ex-girlfriend Penelope...not the baseball bat.

Duke's Gimp Mask

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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Duke accidentally bought this leather gimp mask thinking it was a sleeping hood...or so he says.

Duke's Herpes Medication

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This packet may or may not contain herpes medication, but Duke takes them anyway.

Duke's Hammer

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A devastatingly brutal claw hammer which is also a fruity shade of purple. Duke likes purple.

Skateboard

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Market Value: $ 407,112,500

Device used for transportation and entertainment.

Blank Credit Cards

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Market Value: $ 65,000

Blank credit cards without any data on them.

Boxing Gloves

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Market Value: $ 449,475,000

Worn to protect hands during a boxing event.

Glass of Beer

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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Only savages drink beer straight out of the bottle. This glass of beer is obtained fresh from the keg, and provides the same level of drunken joy as you'd get from a regular bottle of suds. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.

Piggy Bank

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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The Piggy Bank is a porcine pottery vessel which can be used to store money. If you find saving hard, this item works in lieu of willpower to stash your cash away for a rainy day, as its contents can only be acquired by smashing it open.