Mardi Gras Beads
Lowest Market price: $ 3,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
These beads are from the Mardi Gras and thrown by Body. Do you have what it takes to get a set of them?
Brewery Key
Lowest Market price: $ 3,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Grants the holder of the key unlimited access to the Guinness Brewery, and also the amazing alcohol tolerance of the Irish.
Gold Dog Tag
Lowest Market price: $ 3,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
A solid gold dog tag, given to the 1st place winner of the yearly happy tagging competition.
Case of Whiskey
Lowest Market price: $ 3,050,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Recovered during a raid at his Mansion these are the last cases of Whiskey that mdshare produced before being captured by Torn City Police for violation of the alcohol ordinance.
Cursed Moon Pendant
Lowest Market price: $ 3,500,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 2,000,000,000
Be wary of this sacred item. The bearer of this pendant will be put under a spell and become a slave to the evillest of all staff members, Luna. The maker of this pendant cannot be held responsible for any actions you may perform while under its spell. You have been warned.
Nock Gun
Lowest Market price: $ 4,900,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 3,300,000
The Nock Gun is a seven-barrelled rifle used by the British Royal Navy in the 18th Century. Capable of firing all seven of its 12mm rounds at once, the recoil from this gun means it can be fired just once per encounter, yet if you hit your opponent, once is all that's needed. Owned by Leslie Chanthavong thanks to his ancestors' theft of them from a Navy frigate 300 years ago, Leslie insists that each round fired from this weapon has spent a small period of time inside his bottom.
YouYou Yo Yo
Lowest Market price: $ 5,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
You can walk the dog, rock the cradle but be careful, this YouYou YoYo could turn you into meme!
Dreamcatcher
Lowest Market price: $ 8,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
DL's dream catcher. Hung above a bed or in a window, catches bad dreams while good dreams slip on by.
Audi S3
Lowest Market price: $ 8,500,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 1,337,177,423
This car is sublime off the line due to its high tech Quattro system; it does however have an electronically limited top speed of 155 mph from the factory.
WarPaint Kit
Lowest Market price: $ 9,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
The perfect accessory when going off to war. Fashioned after Scarlet's own personal kit, containing facial paints made of wolf's blood. Once applied, the user is said to gain the prowess of the wolf.
Paper Bag
Lowest Market price: $ 9,999,999,999
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 655,566,557
Awarded to the winners of Leslie's 'I Hate Mr and Ms Torn' contest, this paper bag can be worn over the head to protect others from the soul-destroying horror that is your damned ugly face.
Snowflake '05
Lowest Market price: $ 9,999,999,999
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 855,000,001
A small crystal snowflake made especially for the 2005 Xmas season.
Jester's Cap
Lowest Market price: $ 10,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
A constant reminder that you should never take things too seriously. Wearing this cap will allow you to act a fool and be praised for it.
Yellow Snowman '16
Lowest Market price: $ 10,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
We've all made snowmen before, and who doesn't love writing their name in yellow snow? But rarely are these two elegant pastimes combined, until now, with this magnificent showstopping ornament made from 100% anonymous tramp urine.
Mr Brownstone Doll
Lowest Market price: $ 10,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time.
Rheinmetall MG 3
Lowest Market price: $ 17,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 7,500,000,000
This German-made, belt-fed machine gun works best when mounted on a tripod or vehicle, but it still looks pretty badass wielded in one hand Rambo-style. Its surprisingly short recoil is complimented by a 1300 rounds per minute rate, and with an effective range of 200 to 1200 metres there's no hiding from this weapon's deadly brand of German efficiency.
Handbag
Lowest Market price: $ 20,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent.
Gold Plated AK-47
Lowest Market price: $ 24,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 26,000,000,000
One of the best rifles in the world, made even better. This highly tuned, gold plated AK-47 Kalashnikov will send fear coursing through the blood of your enemies. Configured to fire an extended magazine of ammunition, it's not the cheapest, but it'll certainly leave a mark.
Non-Anon Doll
Lowest Market price: $ 99,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
The perfect gift for when you want to add insult to injury. Patented by Someone...
Yoda Figurine
Lowest Market price: $ 99,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Have a doll like Yoda You must.
China Tea Set
Lowest Market price: $ 99,000,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Be just like Chedburn, sit in the garden and sip tea with this China Tea Set.
Official Ninja Kit
Lowest Market price: $ 99,999,999,999
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 1,409,116,602
The Official Hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains: ninja suit for those stealthy attacks, grappling hook for those difficult larcenies, ninja guide book as penned by Hiro himself. Warning - not for novices.
Christmas Card '09
Lowest Market price: $ 99,999,999,999
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Send this clever card, made from 100% recycled paper, to your loved ones at Christmas. It has a sweet festive rhyme inside if you are lost for words.
Christmas Stocking '09
Lowest Market price: $ 99,999,999,999
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 3,137,098,878
This stocking is never worn, but at Christmas time it is filled with lots of tasty goodies and hopefully a few presents.