Welding Helmet
Lowest Market price: $ 3,800,000,000
updated: ( 2 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 4,250,000,000
Designed to protect your eyes, head, and neck from flash burn while welding, this sturdy helmet can also deflect attacks from blunt instruments and pepper spray.
Audi S3
Lowest Market price: $ 4,000,000,000
updated: ( 3 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 4,000,000,000
This car is sublime off the line due to its high tech Quattro system; it does however have an electronically limited top speed of 155 mph from the factory.
YouYou Yo Yo
Lowest Market price: $ 5,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
You can walk the dog, rock the cradle but be careful, this YouYou YoYo could turn you into meme!
Delta Body
Lowest Market price: $ 5,300,000,000
updated: ( 2 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 4,501,605,948
This body armor combines protection and flexibility, so you can move and fight with confidence.
Bread Knife
Lowest Market price: $ 6,000,000,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 4,200,010,424
Dreamcatcher
Lowest Market price: $ 8,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
DL's dream catcher. Hung above a bed or in a window, catches bad dreams while good dreams slip on by.
Rheinmetall MG 3
Lowest Market price: $ 9,250,000,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 8,000,000,000
This German-made, belt-fed machine gun works best when mounted on a tripod or vehicle, but it still looks pretty badass wielded in one hand Rambo-style. Its surprisingly short recoil is complimented by a 1300 rounds per minute rate, and with an effective range of 200 to 1200 metres there's no hiding from this weapon's deadly brand of German efficiency.
Paper Bag
Lowest Market price: $ 9,999,999,999
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 604,693,095
Awarded to the winners of Leslie's 'I Hate Mr and Ms Torn' contest, this paper bag can be worn over the head to protect others from the soul-destroying horror that is your damned ugly face.
Snowflake '05
Lowest Market price: $ 9,999,999,999
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 1,100,000,000
A small crystal snowflake made especially for the 2005 Xmas season.
Yellow Snowman '16
Lowest Market price: $ 10,000,000,000
updated: ( almost 2 years ago )
Market Value: $ 0
We've all made snowmen before, and who doesn't love writing their name in yellow snow? But rarely are these two elegant pastimes combined, until now, with this magnificent showstopping ornament made from 100% anonymous tramp urine.
Mr Brownstone Doll
Lowest Market price: $ 10,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time.
Jester's Cap
Lowest Market price: $ 10,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
A constant reminder that you should never take things too seriously. Wearing this cap will allow you to act a fool and be praised for it.
Gold Microphone
Lowest Market price: $ 10,000,000,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 735,879,899
This ownership of this golden microphone trophy indicates that you have achieved one of two things; either you won a Torn singing competition due to your fantastic musical abilities, or you bought the trophy off the item market to pretend you've achieved something.
Sports Sneakers
Lowest Market price: $ 13,999,000,000
updated: ( 6 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 13,000,016,468
This pair of limited edition sneakers will prove their value in the gym. Rumoured to increase speed gains by up to 5%, these lightweight and durable shoes will leave your enemies in the dust.
Handbag
Lowest Market price: $ 20,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent.
Gold Plated AK-47
Lowest Market price: $ 26,000,000,000
updated: ( 6 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 19,500,000,000
One of the best rifles in the world, made even better. This highly tuned, gold plated AK-47 Kalashnikov will send fear coursing through the blood of your enemies. Configured to fire an extended magazine of ammunition, it's not the cheapest, but it'll certainly leave a mark.
Non-Anon Doll
Lowest Market price: $ 99,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
The perfect gift for when you want to add insult to injury. Patented by Someone...
Yoda Figurine
Lowest Market price: $ 99,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Have a doll like Yoda You must.
China Tea Set
Lowest Market price: $ 99,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Be just like Chedburn, sit in the garden and sip tea with this China Tea Set.
Burmese Flag
Lowest Market price: $ 99,999,999,998
updated: ( 5 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 2,800,000,000
This flag represents what the secretary Baalsagoth spends most of his day admiring. Huge IP's and broken browsers surely will follow.
Parcel
Lowest Market price: $ 99,999,999,999
updated: ( 6 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 999,999,999
A parcel containing one or more items.
Christmas Card '09
Lowest Market price: $ 99,999,999,999
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Send this clever card, made from 100% recycled paper, to your loved ones at Christmas. It has a sweet festive rhyme inside if you are lost for words.
Octopus Toy
Lowest Market price: $ 99,999,999,999
updated: ( 2 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 1,000,000,001
This octopus toy was modelled after Karty's pet octopus. This little 8 tentacled beast likes hiding in dark holes and is a sucker for the ladies! Be careful though, he's known to spray his ink over your face when you're least expecting it!
Official Ninja Kit
Lowest Market price: $ 99,999,999,999
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 1,409,116,602
The Official Hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains: ninja suit for those stealthy attacks, grappling hook for those difficult larcenies, ninja guide book as penned by Hiro himself. Warning - not for novices.