Displaying items 1001 - 1025 of 1049 in total

Honda NSX

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 31,821

This underdog costs a fraction of the price of the other cars in its class, and its acceleration and top speed leave a bit to be desired. However, its handling and braking are hard to match, helping the NSX rate well on the lap time table for Class A.

Fisherman Hat

Lowest Market price: $ 18,749,988

updated: ( 8 months ago )

Market Value: $ 1,000,001

This item gives +1 to Fishing skill but -1 to Seduction.

Puffer Vest

Lowest Market price: $ 3,000,000

updated: ( 8 months ago )

Market Value: $ 7,138,000

This handsome and authoritative vest is said to get people to respect your opinions 33% more. It also keeps your torso super warm!

Silver Microphone

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 8 months ago )

Market Value: $ 500,000,001

If you're second in the Olympic 100 metres this is often a temporary scenario, as you'll likely be bumped up to first ten years later when a random drug test eliminates the victor. We can't promise that will happen with Torn's singing competitions though, so you'll have to make do with this silver microphone trophy instead.

Ripped Jeans

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 8,000,000

These ripped jeans weren't ripped by a fashion brand to make them appear trendy and distressed. These jeans were ripped by life itself, therefore proving the wearer's commitment to "keeping it real". They are made out of 75% denim and 25% human angst.

Bottle of Moonshine

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 1,048,500

Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Turtleneck

Lowest Market price: $ 15,000,000

updated: ( 8 months ago )

Market Value: $ 8,000,000

This garment provides a handy built-in escape from awkward conversations.

Bunny Suit

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 1,500,000,001

Very rare, and created out of the strongest fur yet discovered, this serves as the Easter Bunny's most stylish and most protective armor.

Bronze Microphone

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 8 months ago )

Market Value: $ 2,000,000,000

Nobody remembers those who came in third place in any event ever, not even their families and friends. But this bronze microphone trophy will change that, given as it is to those who were deemed not good enough for second place in a Torn singing competition.

Can of Goose Juice

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 384,233

Gain the aggressive power of a goose in no time by sinking a can of this highly-concentrated energy drink.

Can of Damp Valley

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 801,600

Infused with rare nutrients found only in the Damp Valley region of Torn, this energy drink will boost both your energy and blood pressure.

Dong : Thomas

Lowest Market price: $ 2,300,000

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 4,532,500

Thomas is a daft little rascal who likes nothing more than chasing squirrels and eating out of garbage cans. But don't get him too excited, because Thomas suffers from severe breathing difficulties which will eventually kill him.

Strippogram Voucher

Lowest Market price: $ 17,499,999

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 21,749,998

This strippogram voucher entitles the bearer to bestow the gift of a strippogram upon any other person in Torn City. It is a gift that is both classy and arousing in equal measure.

Blood Bag : Irradiated

Lowest Market price: $ 0

Item not on market

Market Value: $ 30,261

A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This should be destroyed at an appropriate disposal facility.

Party Hat '19

Lowest Market price: $ 499,995

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 925,000

The design of this party hat is generic enough to be suitable for children's birthdays, office shindigs and festive ritual sacrifices. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness.

Birthday Cupcake

Lowest Market price: $ 2,800,000

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 1,850,000

This looks delicious, and it's reasonably fresh too! Every part of it is edible, including the candle and the paper case... if you're a goat.

Can of Crocozade

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 1,208,524

Packed full of glucose, sucrose, pentose and hexose, this super sugary energy drink has a real bite to it.

Xbox 360

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 293,995

A games console used for playing games.

Yasukuni Sword

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 18,350,000

A rare Japanese blade of exceptional quality and craftsmanship.

Badge : 15th Anniversary

Lowest Market price: $ 350,000

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 385,000

This badge celebrates Torn's 15th anniversary. It can be worn to advertise your age, IQ or frequent use of profanities.

Rusty Sword

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 77,562

An old rusty sword.

Dance Toy

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 2,000,000,000

Although its name refers to Syrup it's nothing near slow. Just press the button on the back and watch this crazy toy dance himself to death!

Plain Silver Ring

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 258

A simple silver ring.

Evil Doll

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 2,000,000,000

Replica doll of the Evil Female Admin known as Wynn. Believed to be responsible for lost stats, site lag, mass kicks on IRC and random deletions.

Vanity Mirror

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Complete with 24 carat gold rim and handle with YT's initials engraved on it.