Snow Cannon
Lowest Market price: $ 1,400,000,000
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 1,300,000,000
A very rare special weapon, made and crafted by Santa himself!
Toyota MR2
Lowest Market price: $ 29,000
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 28,816
This streamlined import has stunning top end speed but has miserable stopping power.
Honda NSX
Lowest Market price: $ 32,000
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 31,821
This underdog costs a fraction of the price of the other cars in its class, and its acceleration and top speed leave a bit to be desired. However, its handling and braking are hard to match, helping the NSX rate well on the lap time table for Class A.
Bronze Microphone
Lowest Market price: $ 1,250,000,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 449,999,999
Nobody remembers those who came in third place in any event ever, not even their families and friends. But this bronze microphone trophy will change that, given as it is to those who were deemed not good enough for second place in a Torn singing competition.
Silver Microphone
Lowest Market price: $ 519,000,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 519,500,000
If you're second in the Olympic 100 metres this is often a temporary scenario, as you'll likely be bumped up to first ten years later when a random drug test eliminates the victor. We can't promise that will happen with Torn's singing competitions though, so you'll have to make do with this silver microphone trophy instead.
Bottle of Moonshine
Lowest Market price: $ 1,097,000
updated: ( 12 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 1,094,000
Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.
Can of Goose Juice
Lowest Market price: $ 350,000
updated: ( 12 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 367,743
Gain the aggressive power of a goose in no time by sinking a can of this highly-concentrated energy drink.
Can of Damp Valley
Lowest Market price: $ 720,000
updated: ( 12 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 750,128
Infused with rare nutrients found only in the Damp Valley region of Torn, this energy drink will boost both your energy and blood pressure.
Bunny Suit
Lowest Market price: $ 2,500,000,000
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 1,466,641,634
Very rare, and created out of the strongest fur yet discovered, this serves as the Easter Bunny's most stylish and most protective armor.
Ripped Jeans
Lowest Market price: $ 13,500,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 25,000,000
These ripped jeans weren't ripped by a fashion brand to make them appear trendy and distressed. These jeans were ripped by life itself, therefore proving the wearer's commitment to "keeping it real". They are made out of 75% denim and 25% human angst.
Turtleneck
Lowest Market price: $ 12,500,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 11,000,000
This garment provides a handy built-in escape from awkward conversations.
Dance Toy
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 2,000,000,000
Although its name refers to Syrup it's nothing near slow. Just press the button on the back and watch this crazy toy dance himself to death!
Blood Bag : Irradiated
Lowest Market price: $ 0
Item not on market
Market Value: $ 24,067
A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This should be destroyed at an appropriate disposal facility.
Party Hat '19
Lowest Market price: $ 725,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 725,000
The design of this party hat is generic enough to be suitable for children's birthdays, office shindigs and festive ritual sacrifices. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness.
Badge : 15th Anniversary
Lowest Market price: $ 720,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 820,000
This badge celebrates Torn's 15th anniversary. It can be worn to advertise your age, IQ or frequent use of profanities.
Birthday Cupcake
Lowest Market price: $ 2,000,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 3,004,322
This looks delicious, and it's reasonably fresh too! Every part of it is edible, including the candle and the paper case... if you're a goat.
Strippogram Voucher
Lowest Market price: $ 13,900,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 13,200,000
This strippogram voucher entitles the bearer to bestow the gift of a strippogram upon any other person in Torn City. It is a gift that is both classy and arousing in equal measure.
Dong : Thomas
Lowest Market price: $ 4,600,000
updated: ( 2 months ago )
Market Value: $ 4,700,000
Thomas is a daft little rascal who likes nothing more than chasing squirrels and eating out of garbage cans. But don't get him too excited, because Thomas suffers from severe breathing difficulties which will eventually kill him.
Can of Crocozade
Lowest Market price: $ 1,225,000
updated: ( 12 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 1,191,987
Packed full of glucose, sucrose, pentose and hexose, this super sugary energy drink has a real bite to it.
Xbox 360
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 293,995
A games console used for playing games.
Yasukuni Sword
Lowest Market price: $ 15,250,000
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 14,000,000
A rare Japanese blade of exceptional quality and craftsmanship.
Rusty Sword
Lowest Market price: $ 80,000
updated: ( 9 minutes ago )
Market Value: $ 72,637
An old rusty sword.
Vanity Mirror
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Complete with 24 carat gold rim and handle with YT's initials engraved on it.
Pet Rock
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
One of the rarest items in Torn, first discovered by Matt. Warning: this pet is extremely dangerous! Only the very brave or the very stupid should take it on. Matt takes no responsibility for the loss of life or fingertips caused by this pet.
Non-Anon Doll
Lowest Market price: $ 99,000,000,000
updated: ( over 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
The perfect gift for when you want to add insult to injury. Patented by Someone...