Keg of Beer
Lowest Market price: $ 9,500,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 7,198,444
This keg will provide you with a delicious glass of foaming ice-cold beer, but if you're planning to chug the whole thing you may be out of luck. The quantity of intoxicating liquor within each keg is unknown, meaning you could squeeze out five, ten or even just a single solitary pint from this item. Make sure to savour every drop, because it could be your last.
Six Pack of Alcohol
Lowest Market price: $ 1,570,100
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 1,293,993
When one bottle of booze simply isn't enough, this six-pack of exquisite forget-me-juice is just the thing you need to block out painful memories and make you feel on top of the world. Minty Mayhem, Tequila and Champagne are just some of the drinks your randomly selected six-pack might contain.
Scimitar
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 5,800
The deeply-curved, high-carbon steel blade of the scimitar can terrify your opponent as you attack with a swashbuckling slash.
Banana Phone
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Bright yellow, shaped like a banana, and plays Titan's favourite song when it rings. Known to annoy other staff members... may be part of the reason he loves it.
Baseball Bat
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 180
A long, solid wooden bat. As a weapon, it can land quite a blow on your enemy.
Crowbar
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 253
Used for opening crates and large boxes. The sharp hook at one end makes this a great weapon.
Knuckle Dusters
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 467
They won't know what hit them with these strong, hard, brass knuckle dusters. They won't even see it coming!
Pen Knife
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 719
High quality knife--a great survival tool. Ideal for climbers, adventurers, military personnel, and close combat in dark alleys.
Kitchen Knife
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 1,205
Do your attempts to prepare food like your favourite TV chef end up more like hack and saw than slice and dice? If so, a sharp new knife could be your saviour.
Dagger
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 1,558
A short, sharp metal dagger useful for quick attacks. Straight in, straight out.
Axe
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 2,895
Used mainly for chopping tree roots and splitting kindling. Can bash and split many other substances, too.
Audi S4
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 12,142
This 2.7 litre twin turbo Ferrari killer is extremely planted under braking into corners allowing a great exit speed once its turbos kick in, it does however bog down off the line due to the four wheel drive system when compared to others in its class.
Elite Action Man
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Mimics the actions of the real man. Has been known to abuse Caps Lock Abusers.
Honda Integra R
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 14,560
This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling.
Royal Doll
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
This doll will give its user the feeling of being royalty just like KingAce while in possession. Player will receive special treatment from friends and rivals while carrying this special item!
Honda Accord
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 22,899
This car has a wide wheelbase, allowing for superb handling with stiff suspension springs preventing body roll. The car's weight, however, reduces its speed off the line.
Honda Civic
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 8,888
This import has a staggering top speed, but with non independent suspension it suffers from poor handling.
Toy Reactor
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 2,104,645,801
Miniature model of a Nuclear Reactor similar to the one that Sec. Les_Claypool will be working on when he leaves for the Navy.
Bottle of Christmas Spirit
Lowest Market price: $ 1,040,000
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 1,185,000
This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.
Poncho
Lowest Market price: $ 10,110,000
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 9,000,000
This stylish must-have is the perfect combination of airy and warm.
Santa Hat '04
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
A well crafted Santa hat made especially for the 2004 Christmas!
Christmas Cracker '04
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
An expensive Christmas cracker made especially for the 2004 Christmas!
Stealth Virus
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 202,734
In order to avoid detection, a virus will often take over virus protection system functions likely to spot it and use them to hide itself. An extremely hard virus to write.
Snow Cannon
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 2,350,000,001
A very rare special weapon, made and crafted by Santa himself!
Toyota MR2
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 11 days ago )
Market Value: $ 28,869
This streamlined import has stunning top end speed but has miserable stopping power.