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Riding Crop

Lowest Market price: $ 499,000,000

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 126,000,001

Wielded by equestrians and perverts alike, the riding crop is a 30-inch lash-less whip comprising a fibreglass cane covered in leather. With one end thickened for grip and the other finished with a leather tongue, it is designed so as to not leave a mark when used. Using just a single flick of the wrist, one can inflict a great deal of pain or pleasure with this tasty little item.

Six Pack of Energy Drink

Lowest Market price: $ 15,778,800

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 16,024,927

Need a pick me up? This randomly chosen six-pack of assorted energy drinks will have you shaking with pure enthusiasm in five seconds flat. Munster, Red Cow or Taurine Elite could be waiting for you in this carefully curated collection of refreshing liquid vitality...as could a heart attack.

9mm Uzi

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 595,000

This Uzi is a compact, boxy, light-weight sub machine gun used throughout the world as a police and special forces firearm.

RPG Launcher

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 2,000,000

The anti-tank RPG launcher is one of the most common and most effective infantry weapons in contemporary conflicts.

Rosary Beads

Lowest Market price: $ 17,100,000

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 4,187,500

If your god or gods still won't answer your prayers then these deity-tempting Rosary Beads are sure to get their attention. Made from the most sacred blend of polyurethane on the market, holding these in the palm of your hand will increase the effects of praying in the Church.

Sweatpants

Lowest Market price: $ 1,196,000

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 1,179,333

These grubby sweatpants belong to Leslie Chanthavong and have his name sewn into them. If you are wearing them you may wish to make an appointment at the local GUM clinic as soon as possible.

Bush Hat

Lowest Market price: $ 11,000,000

updated: ( 8 months ago )

Market Value: $ 9,500,000

It's said the mere presence of this hat makes crocs flee on sight.

Leather Bullwhip

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 1,595

A whip made of rawhide. In the right hands, it can be a stealthy and deadly weapon. In the wrong hands...you may lose an eye!

Sand

Lowest Market price: $ 1,650,000

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 980,000

There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off gradually over time.

MP3 Player

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 269

Brand new MP3 player made by Sony. Comes with a 512 MEG card.

CD Player

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 430

This stylish home stereo system was top of the range back in 1994, with its CD player capable of reading even the most scratched up compact discs in your collection.

Pack of Blank CDs : 100

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 306

Writable CDs for recording music or saving data.

Certificate of Awesome

Lowest Market price: $ 0

Item not on market

Market Value: $ 30,422

If there was an Awesomeness competition you would come first, second and third. And then we'd end the competition, burn down the stadium, and award you this Certificate of Awesome.

Certificate of Lame

Lowest Market price: $ 0

Item not on market

Market Value: $ 7,022

There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades.

Plastic Sword

Lowest Market price: $ 0

Item not on market

Market Value: $ 1,642

Kids have so much fun fighting with plastic swords and now you can too! Unless of course your opponent has an actual sword...

Mediocre T-Shirt

Lowest Market price: $ 0

Item not on market

Market Value: $ 2,002

Need to blend into a crowd? Nothing says 'Average Joe' like this Mediocre T-shirt. Wear this on the streets and both cops and crooks will know you are reasonably okay at stuff.

Old Lady Mask

Lowest Market price: $ 30,000

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 26,760

With this realistic rubber old lady mask you could infiltrate an old folks home easily...if you wanted to.

Exotic Gentleman Mask

Lowest Market price: $ 27,750

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 26,970

Nobody can decide whether this rubber mask of an Indian man is racist or not. Duke owns it, so it probably is.

Ginger Kid Mask

Lowest Market price: $ 41,100

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 26,873

Ever wanted to experience ginger-prejudice up close and personal? Try this rubber ginger kid mask!

Hammer

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 12 days ago )

Market Value: $ 71

A small, lightweight tool used in the building industry. Can also be used as a weapon.

Young Lady Mask

Lowest Market price: $ 31,899

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 29,306

With this realistic attractive young lady mask you too can be cat-called by construction workers whenever you like.

Moustache Man Mask

Lowest Market price: $ 30,500

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 25,698

Everyone trusts a guy with a moustache, but if you can't grow your own this rubber moustache man mask will do the job instead.

Psycho Clown Mask

Lowest Market price: $ 198,160

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 137,740

This rubber psycho clown mask is so realistic even your unborn grandchildren will have nightmares.

Nun Mask

Lowest Market price: $ 29,750

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 28,702

Nobody suspects a nun of anything untoward, so why not wear this realistic rubber nun mask whilst committing terrible acts in the Lord's name?

Tyrosine

Lowest Market price: $ 600,279

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 617,000

Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals show that Tyrosine can have an effect on mood and alertness. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to dexterity.