Leather Gloves
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 976
These gloves protect your hands from extremes of heat and cold, and from some weapons; however, it sure is hard to pick up a coin while wearing them!
Combat Helmet
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 2,998,227
This helmet cradles the wearer's head and provides protection against both concussion and shrapnel. You can also fill it with water and boil eggs for your supper.
Rainbow Stud Earring
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love.
Teddy Bear Plushie
Lowest Market price: $ 595
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 729
Soft plush teddy bear for your special someone to cuddle up with when you're not around.
Golden Wreath
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 546,888
Only a true carnival gamer will walk away with this number one prize.
Pair of Ice Skates
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 751,000
Elegantly glide your way over frozen lakes with these professional grade ice skates.
Homemade Pocket Shotgun
Lowest Market price: $ 159,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 125,000,000
Capable of firing a single 12 gauge shell with more accuracy than a regular shotgun, this concealable pistol-sized sidearm will probably do as much damage to you as it does your opponent. But despite its hefty recoil and single-shell capacity, one shot from this baby is often more than enough.
Bag of Bon Bons
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 547
A pack of Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.
Nail Bomb
Lowest Market price: $ 4,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 5,766,752
Based on an old Irish recipe passed down through the generations, this particular style of Nail Bomb comes in the form of a pressure cooker filled with nails, ball-bearings and razorblades. Detonated using a blasting cap placed into the cooker's cover, many hapless terrorists have been known to confuse this device for a pot of mammy's delicious stew.
Gym Shorts
Lowest Market price: $ 7,400,000
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 9,800,000
You don't just have to wear these to the gym, you can wear them anywhere you want! Isn't that cool?
Camisole
Lowest Market price: $ 4,750,000
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 2,088,890
This versatile undershirt can be worn on its own to add some flirty flavor.
Pinstripe Suit Trousers
Lowest Market price: $ 1,700,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 1,316,665
These stylish pinstripe suit trousers are made from 100% natural wool, which guarantees both long-lasting wear and the flexibility needed to swiftly kick a man when he's down.
Polo Shirt
Lowest Market price: $ 4,700,000
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 3,000,001
This casual sports shirt is sure to make people think you're a pretty cool guy.
Combat Gloves
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 1,939,060
These reinforced gauntlets keep your hands safe in close-combat situations, although they do make it harder to text on your cell phone.
Rotten Eggs
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 12,000,000
As fresh as the day they were laid, 7 months ago...
Snowflake '05
Lowest Market price: $ 9,999,999,999
updated: ( 8 months ago )
Market Value: $ 855,000,001
A small crystal snowflake made especially for the 2005 Xmas season.
Hamster Toy
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
Small plush hamster in a plastic ball. Replica of the one that powers parts of the TC Database and cause for most of the lag when he takes a weekend off. Known to annoy kittens and ducks alike he seems to like only one rather isolated admin.
Peg Leg
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 3,777,778
Made from the finest shivered timbers. Rumoured to be 3 inches taller until the termites set in...
Christmas Tree '05
Lowest Market price: $ 1,900,000,000
updated: ( about 1 year ago )
Market Value: $ 0
A fully decorated Christmas tree, perfect for decorating your home for the 2005 Christmas season.
Antidote
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 91,006,606
This antidote has varying results in reversing the effects of the TCX-59 pathological agent. It will have a far higher chance of success against underdeveloped strains of the virus. Please see enclosed notes before use.
Sprig of Holly
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 51,500
A very merry berry addition to any Christmas.
Festive Socks
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 470,000
Knitted with love by Mrs Claus to keep your tootsies warm.
Blood Bag : A-
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 21,684
A blood bag filled with type A- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups A-, A+, AB- and AB+.
Blood Bag : B+
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 23,710
A blood bag filled with type B+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group B+ and AB+.
Combat Boots
Lowest Market price: $ 0
updated: ( 12 days ago )
Market Value: $ 2,243,332
These boots will keep you well-attached to the surface of the Earth. Their weight is largely made up of protective layers in the sole and uppers to keep your feet safer even when you waltz through a minefield.