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Federal Jail Key

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Honourable people are often awarded the key to the city. Instead, Porny has been given the key to the federal jail, to commemorate his efforts in ridding Torn of dishonorable scumbags.

Cookie Launcher

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 month ago )

Market Value: $ 1,498,170,910

A non-working replica of Mix's Cookie launcher, used to launch cookies at his IRC buddies.

Beef Femur

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

After a hard day's staffing, 787thWarDog loves nothing more than to kick back and relax by chewing on a 10lb beef femur. Now you know why his coat is so glossy.

Mr Torn Crown '10

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010!

Travel Mug

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

A leak-proof travel mug that makes it easier to beat people up without spilling your coffee.

Car Keys

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

These mystery car keys are missing their fob, but they might still turn out to be useful.

Prototype

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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A weapon provisionally delegated by Torn authorities to members of the staff and committee for the experimentation of special bonuses. The firearm should be kept in optimal condition and cleaned regularly during entrustment, may be repossessed at any time.

Icey Igloo

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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As Torn City's resident data wrangler, IceBlueFire often becomes overheated due to the heavy server loads running through his brain. As such, he must live inside an igloo, like this one, except bigger.

Purple Ornament

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 month ago )

Market Value: $ 666,666,667

This ornament was given to Helpers of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff.

Pack of Blank CDs : 250

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Writable CDs for recording music or saving data.

Umbrella

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

This convenient travel umbrella comes with a telescopic handle and absolutely no guarantees.

Black Unicorn

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updated: ( 9 minutes ago )

Market Value: $ 6,425,000,001

A friend for life and a ferocious fighter feared by all foes.

Delta Gloves

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 2 minutes ago )

Market Value: $ 2,900,000,000

Damage resistant and flexible, these gloves let you deal a hand of cards in a fire-fight, if that's what you really need to do.

Snorkel

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updated: ( 2 months ago )

Market Value: $ 17,267

A pair of reef exploring goggles with snorkel. Make sure you're properly equipped before heading out to the ocean!

Bugatti Veyron

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updated: ( 4 minutes ago )

Market Value: $ 15,000,000,000

This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities.

White Lily

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Pay your respects with this flawless white lily. May leave pollen on your clothing.

Metal Detector

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Most frequently found in the hands of lonely middle-aged men with nothing better to do on a Sunday, the metal detector is a handheld device capable of locating metallic objects through sand, soil and human flesh.

Graveyard Key

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

As its name suggests, this key grants access to the Torn City Graveyard, enabling you to desecrate graves, interfere with corpses and make goth music videos as often as you so wish.

EOD Helmet

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Got a bomb? We have the bomb-disposal helmet for you. Rugged and impact-resistant, with a built-in mini-searchlight for helping you read the instructions you wrote on your hand.

Snake's Fang

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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Filled with enough venom to kill a whale or 4,000 puppies, this snake's fang was originally implanted into the mouth of staff member Dexter. Sadly, he had to have it removed after accidentally biting his own tongue.

Mr Torn Crown

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Awarded to the annual winner of the Mr Torn competition. One of the very rarest and most sought after awards.

Christmas Stocking '09

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 5 minutes ago )

Market Value: $ 3,137,098,878

This stocking is never worn, but at Christmas time it is filled with lots of tasty goodies and hopefully a few presents.

Majestic Moose

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

At first glance, you may believe this Majestic Moose to be so named due to its magnificent set of antlers. You would be wrong. The majesty of this moose is evident through its personality, just like Forgey, who it was awarded to for being consistently majestic and protecting the Canadian border.

Dual Hammers

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 month ago )

Market Value: $ 950,000,000

Only a well trained individual, ideally with some experience in carpentry, would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons.

Paint Mask

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0