Displaying items 51 - 75 of 1049 in total

Torn Bible

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 6,500,000,000

In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.

Bear Skin Rug

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

This collectible rug is perfect for snuggling, bear skin to bare skin. You can find one on Prodi's floor near the fireplace. PETA approved as well, of course!

Tractor Toy

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

A toy it may seem to you, however it has run into cars, had bottles thrown at it and been crashed multiple times. Only a tractor owned by DaveO comes with this kind of history. Equipped with a mini seat for the shortest of passengers and a radio that keeps you awake after a 14 hour day.

Friendly Bot Guide

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 1,500,000,001

Caspeh can be seen lurking around the many channels of IRC, and this is your guide to all things bottish! Join and win with Caspeh during the famous Hamster give-aways or kick back and relax with some scrabble - the possibilities are endless with Caspeh's Friendly Bot Guide.

Paper Weight

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 3,010

This piece of office equipment has many uses, not just for keeping paper under control on a busy desk. Truly a multi function device.

Fruitcake

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 1,624

Everyone gets one of these, and no one wants it. Hard and stale.

Sun Hat

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 1,000,001

Large Suitcase

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 10,219,689

The suitcase is something the frequent traveller cannot be without, and this one has a special lead lined hidden compartment should you need to carry contraband. This particular model will allow you to carry 4 more items back with you.

Bottle of Tequila

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 3,743

Full to begin with, empty at the end, be sure to bring one of these back from your holidays in Mexico. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Gold Microphone

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 8 months ago )

Market Value: $ 500,033,241

This ownership of this golden microphone trophy indicates that you have achieved one of two things; either you won a Torn singing competition due to your fantastic musical abilities, or you bought the trophy off the item market to pretend you've achieved something.

Ladder

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Wire Cutters

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Bag of Reindeer Droppings

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 106,698

That's right, by all appearances it's a bag of Reindeer droppings. Don't let the looks deceive you, these chocolate covered raisins will melt in your mouth and boost your happiness! Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Sweater

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 9,999

Never attractive, but always seems to be under the tree on Christmas morning. Hopefully it at least protects you from the cold.

Gift Card

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 2,954,945

The perfect gift for when you just don't know what to get someone. Takes a bit of time and stress off the shopping list. Lowers current bank investment time by a small amount.

Glasses

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 104,253

A pair of high quality designer spectacles. Soft adjustable nose pads and plastic arm tips help to create a comfortable fit. These frames also make very cool sunglasses for men and women.

Minigun

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 1,249,852

This gun has a 200-round magazine. When you are done with a burst, your enemy will be in fragments.

Pack of Cuban Cigars

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 634

A pack of great quality, very expensive Cuban cigars.

Morphine

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 13,818

A shot of morphine to kill your pain, and shorten your hospital stay.

First Aid Kit

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 9,793

Use this first aid kit to bind your wounds and shorten your hospital stay.

Small First Aid Kit

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 5,952

This kit will stop you bleeding on your clothes and will shorten your hospital stay by a small amount.

Reliant Robin

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 7,295

This three wheeled beauty can turn on a two pence piece with stunning handling. It comes under scrutiny however, under heavy braking where they have been known to topple over.

Holden SS

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 24,898

This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tires on the starting line).

Coat Hanger

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( 11 days ago )

Market Value: $ 502,436

A metal coat hanger, often used for picking the locks of cars.

10 Ton Pacifier

Lowest Market price: $ 0

updated: ( about 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 1,401,684,943

Used for that special baby out there.. the one you would like to crush because you just cant get them to stop crying. Drive this pacifier in their mouth and you will get dead silence. Created by Rock for all the babies out there.