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Bug Swatter

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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This bug swatter is given to those who report serious exploits or bugs which they could have abused for their own gain. The number of these items in circulation gives a good idea of how honest citizens really are.

Tin Foil Hat

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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Designed for the paranoid of mind, this hat keeps out all of those unwanted radio signals and mind reading devices that stalk your every move.

Bunch of Carnations

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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An inexpensive yet stylish bunch of flowers from a gas station near you! Perfect for apologising to your wife or taking to the funeral of a colleague you didn't really like.

Assault Helmet

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 1,200,000,003

You're going to attack the enemy, right? You're going head-first, right? Good idea to protect your head, don't you think?

Admin Portrait '09

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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A portrait of Clansy, Wolfeh, Davz and Ched. To hang above the mantel while the fire glows. We give you this gift because we care, No really we dont mind if you sit and stare. We know you guys luff us the best, Ched even wore his best Christmas vest. Merry Christmas!

Sandals

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 1,000,000

EOD Apron

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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When the bomb goes off, its impact goes everywhere. This apron shields your vital organs from blast compression and debris damage.

Mouldy Pizza

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies.

Swiss Army Knife

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Item not on market

Market Value: $ 1,849

Elegant and light weight pocket knife, with several useful tools integrated.

Special Snowflake

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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This item is given to staff in recognition of the many special snowflakes they have to deal with on a daily basis. Delicate, frosty and prone to melting, Torn's players are just as unique as individual snowflakes, but distinctly less fun to catch on your tongue.

Box of Sweet Hearts

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Item not on market

Market Value: $ 649

Fun filled heart shaped candies with messages for your loved ones. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Chaos Man

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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The name of this guy strikes fear into everyone. But on the inside he is all soft and tender. Filled with innocence, Chaos Man is best handled with a nice warm hug.

Hydroponic Grow Tent

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

This tent can be set up in any small space and every crop will easily generate more than enough Skunk to keep even Hydr0 well stoned into the wee hours! Own one of these and you no longer have to pay the man, You can be the man!

Wand of Destruction

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City.

Barbie Doll

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Item not on market

Market Value: $ 2,200,000,000

Equipped with Kung Fu Grip, and hot pink nail polish, this doll resembles the Admin Clansdancer.

Wifebeater

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Whenever someone rocks up to a fight wearing a vest, you know they're gonna be able to take a punch. There's just something about the wifebeater vest that makes you harder to put down. Don't believe us, try it for yourself!

Spray Can : Orange

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

A spray can.

Mouser Doll

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

Similar to the one used by Mouser to relieve the stress of dealing with uncooperative staff, annoying n00bs, and day to day business of being a Coder in Torn City.

Gold Laptop

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 5,472,740,701

Stun others with this exclusive limited edition solid gold laptop. Crafted from one single block of 99.9% pure gold. Use it while travelling, if your arms can bear the weight.

Questionnaire : Completed

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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The Neurological Uniform Temperament Survey is a form containing probing psychological questions, the answers to which can be used to determine the subject's proclivities for violence, empathy and general shenanigans.

Bread Knife

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Market Value: $ 4,950,000,001

Dual MP5s

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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Accurate and deadly dual MP5-Navy sub machine guns. Simply hold the triggers and let 'em have it!

Present

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

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A present neatly wrapped with generic wrapping paper, containing one or more items.

Car Battery

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updated: ( over 1 year ago )

Market Value: $ 0

A fully charged car battery.

Legend's Urn

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Item not on market

Market Value: $ 1,600,000,000

This item is a urn holding all of the ashes of fallen legends killed by the Legend Killer himself.